I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
