U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
