i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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