i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Randomize
