We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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