My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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