She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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