I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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