either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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