So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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