is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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