Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Drake has all the answers
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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