Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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