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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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