Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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