I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
