I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I love having hate sex.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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