I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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