I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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