what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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