As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's blow job season.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
