I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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