when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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