Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
this will be a night to untag.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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