i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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