is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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