Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
