are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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