they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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