I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what if I'm pregnant?
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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