so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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