did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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