You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
