He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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