just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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