they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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