so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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