Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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