I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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