he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize
