he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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