i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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