I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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