You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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