By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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