Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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