We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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