Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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