I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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