I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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