i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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