I hope mine doesn't look like that
that's an acceptable place to lick
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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