How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
