If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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